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Nothing is Impossible


jasminemdeleon:

theblackship:

thighrabanks:

obamashipsmyotpgettinhitched:

ginganinjaswagger:

coryy:

coryy:

No boyfriend November was a success. Should I go for a don’t date December?

Just me January?

Forever alone February?

No man march?

I just had to reblog this again.

abstinent april
masturbation may
just giving up june
 

just my hand july

always alone august

sexless september

only me october?

they’ve done it

they made a reason for me to be single for every month

Bless.

(Source: coryy, via f-a-m-i-n-e)

thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

(via f-a-m-i-n-e)

featherquiills:

nyehs:

i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet

No you’re wrong, October IS Halloween.

(via f-a-m-i-n-e)

savvymavvy:

methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about

image

(Source: isntthatwizard, via f-a-m-i-n-e)

  • me as an 80 year old: gather round, children. i want to show you something from when i was your age. a classic
  • great grandchildren: [gathers around at my feet, looking up adoringly]
  • me: where was it.. [pulls out cd, puts it into space computer]
  • [STARSTRUKK by 3OH!3 starts playing]
  • grandchildren: [confused] gma what is this
  • me: [closes eyes and smiles before sighing] they don't make em like they used to, i tell you what

amortizing:

Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world

(via amortizing)

amortizing:

okay = Everything’s cool.
okay? = You make no sense.
okay… = You’re creepy.
okayy = I don’t care.
Okay. = I’m pissed off.

(via amortizing)

bananaaids:

lunawhitlock:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

"You’re a dork"

"I fucking hate you"

(via sl0thsss)