No boyfriend November was a success. Should I go for a don’t date December?
Just me January?
Forever alone February?
No man march?
I just had to reblog this again.
just giving up june
just my hand july
always alone august
only me october?
they’ve done it
they made a reason for me to be single for every month
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
- me as an 80 year old: gather round, children. i want to show you something from when i was your age. a classic
- great grandchildren: [gathers around at my feet, looking up adoringly]
- me: where was it.. [pulls out cd, puts it into space computer]
- [STARSTRUKK by 3OH!3 starts playing]
- grandchildren: [confused] gma what is this
- me: [closes eyes and smiles before sighing] they don't make em like they used to, i tell you what